i think i have two assholes
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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