Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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