Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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