I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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