when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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