If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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