He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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