I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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