There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
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