What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
he told me I talked like a deaf person
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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