i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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