Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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