Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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