Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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