Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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