idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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