I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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