ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
That was an excessively violent trivia night
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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