that's an acceptable place to lick
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
We need to feng shui this bitch.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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