Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I looked at my own cervix.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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