...so i touched it.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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