yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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