PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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