Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Randomize
