My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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