he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
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