never play flip cup with pint glasses
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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