I hope mine doesn't look like that
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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