Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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