are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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