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This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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