OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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