Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
