Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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