Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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