Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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