May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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