GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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