Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
Randomize
