Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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