idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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