i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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