Having a random hookup so left but love u
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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