When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
you would pick up someone in the library
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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