Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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