Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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