did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
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