It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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