Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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