My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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